Has anyone tried to ruin a relationship you were in? v: I don’t fucking know. b: nah d: maybe
This survey gets a little personal, can you handle it? v: VLFG says yes b: I accept the challenge d: yup
When were you last picked up from the ground? v: my mom breastfeeding me. b: I forgot d: at school
Is anything bothering you? v: no b: my dick really itchy right now d: not really
When did you last go in a car with a boy/girl? v: TODAY WITH MY AUNTIE BITCH. b: with my mudda and my dada and mah two dawgs Arriane and charmine d: today
When were you on the phone last and with who? v: now with these nigga fagget ass hoe bitch ass stupid dicks b: yeah d: now with these fag boys
What are you excited for? v: Idk whatever that’s fucking happening b: to do things yeaaaaahh. d: summer to be crackin
What were you doing 10 minutes ago? v: i don’t know anymore b: scratching my balls d: taking a piss. I think.
I bet you miss someone today? v: Yes. I miss my mom and my grandma. b: I miss my license. d: i miss ALEX, mj and daniel
Who was the last person you hugged and why? v: my dick and it was cold. b: desi cause I was saying bye d: my sister because she was hugging me.
Can you honestly say you’re okay right now? v: idk b: am I okay? No. BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE! just kidding, I’m really not unnot okay. d: HELL YEAH!
What were you doing at 4am? v: I was doing it with Teddy in LoL b: i was sleeping. d: with my cousins
Are you a jealous person? v: yes ma’am. b: yeeeeeeaahh d: you can say that
What are you listening to? v: a bitchbosh and a weed head b: bald eagle and bitchasaurus rex d: these bitches on the phone
Would you go in public looking like you do right now? v: yeah. b: hell yeah. d: already did
Is there someone in your life that can always make you smile? v: ahhhh yes b: aw yeaah my nigga bald eagle d: yes vennys eyebrows
What’s something you really want right now? v: punch someone on the chest. b: to pee d: for these shady ass mf to get karma
Are you slowly drifting away from someone? v: wtf idk b: yes I think so d: probably but I can’t think of anyone right now
Do you ever feel like people are talking about you in their statuses? v: no. b: yeayeayeayeayea d: HAHAHAHA, hell yeah.
Has anyone told you they missed you recently? v: nope b: yeayeayeayeayea d: yeaup
What are you doing this week? v: your mom b: I’m going to raging waters d: beach
How’d you get one of your scars? v: my mudda b: I don’t remember d: let’s just say I’m a real bad cook
Where were you at 12:00 last night? v: masturbating by the lake b: on the phone d: talking to the bestest people.
Does anybody hate you? v: I HOPE SO I CAN BEAT DEY ASS. Jk b: idk d: possibly?
When you sleep in your bed, is stuff usually on it? v: I don’t sleep on a bed. b: comforter blankets pillows me pillow sheet my mirror and possibly a ghost d: pillows
What is the last thing you did before bed last night? v: mastercated b: talking to these guys I think d: still talking to you fags.
Do you own an iPhone? v: OF COURSE BITCHES. b: yes iPhone Gang Or Die d: yes I do and it’s my baby(:
Last thing you drank? v: breastmilk b: Thai tea ice d: gween tee fwap
What color shirt are you wearing? v: shit b: gray d: mahogany, jkjk BLACK
Were you happy when you woke up today? v: no b: I wasn’t fully content d: I woke up to my cousins
Last person you wanted to punch in the face? v: ditto b: Nilbog d: He knows.
Who was the last person you took a picture with? v: your mom taking a shower b: my sister d: princess
When was the last time you cried? v: right now. b: probably when I was a baby. d: I don’t remember
Do you find it hard to trust others? v: yes muddabitch b: well just one person, nilbog. d: certain people
What are you planning on doing after this? v: YOUR MOM GOSHDAMN. b: I’m going to look at le porno. d: talking to these whores
Next time you will kiss someone? v: idk how to answer this b: next week or next week. d: how am I suppose to know.
Have you told anybody you loved them today? v: I just did. b: si. d: just right now.
Who’s the first B in your contacts? v: Benjamin b: ben d: barbara
Are you afraid of the dark? v: yes b: yeaaah man holy shit d: nooo.
Do you have good vision? v: I see everything widescreen. b: 40/40 vision d: well my doctor won’t let me get glasses sooooo
Have you ever tripped someone? v: yes b: yes d: haha all the time
Have you ever slapped someone? v: yes desi. b: yeah d: yeah
Do you miss the way things used to be? v: yes baby. b: idk. d: certain things but I’m good.
Will tomorrow be better than today? v: I don’t fucking know. b: aw yeah of course it’s Monday d: maybe.
Are you a naturally happy person? or is the happiness forced? v: the GOAT b: naturally happy and happy and derp. d: I gotta pretty good life.
Is there a girl you would do anything for? v: of course I’m a bitch. b: yeah d: idk
Is there a boy you would do anything for? v: VLFG AIN’T GAY. b: in all honesty. The person I’d do anything for would have to be the greatest person in the world which would be my friends who happen to be guys d: idk
Did you sleep alone last night? v: no. b: yup d: no.
Will you sleep alone tomorrow night? v: no. b: yeah forever alone. d: no
Are you in a good mood? v: no I’m great. b: no I’m sleepy d: I’m okay.
Do you currently have a hickey? v: yes on my nuts. b: my neck is clean d: no I dont.
What was the last thing you burnt yourself on? v: a lighter b: lighter d: idk trying to cook.
How old will you be in five months? v: super sweet 16 b: 16 d: sixteen
Do you think age matters in relationships? v: idk b: no d: it’s the feelings that matter
Do you always have to have something to drink when you eat? v: yes master b: yeah d: yea
Something you do a lot? v: lay down b: jack off d: annoy people
Do you like the rain? v: fuck no. b: it has it’s time. d: idk sometimes
Do you own a pair of converse, Vans, or any other skate shoes? v: yes b: yeah d: yeah
Do you like sushi? v: sure b: yeah d: ewww never
Chicken or beef? v: chicken b: chicken all day erryday. d: idk.
Do you know a guy named Tyler? v: Tyler The Creator. OFWGKTA. b: OFWGKTADGAF d: I think.
Have you ever had stitches? v: no b: no d: yeah my head cracked open -__- haha
